Some Lies We Believed While Growing Up (MUST READ)

We grew up with the following
mentalities below…
All soft drinks are called minerals.
All Fathers took first position while at
school.
India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball
was turned into a Lion.
If your wealth starts reducing, it’s your
village people who are doing you.
Rice and stew… every Sunday afternoon.
Every commodity outside Africa is
original.
Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.
She’s a Calabar girl… so definitely, she
must be good on bed.
Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.
You must finish the eba/amala/fufu
before you touch the meat.
Every toothpaste is called Macleans.
Every insecticide is called a Fleet.
Every detergent is called Omo.
Any rich Hausa man is an ‘Alhaji’, the
poorones are ‘Northerners’
.Anyone who smokes is an armed
robber.
If you find some money on the floor, pee
on it before picking it up, else you turn
into a tuber of Yam!
Only science students are smart.
Once you travel overseas (outside the
country), you must be very rich.
Every girl who plays and jokes with a
boy, has slept with him.
You must buy bread when traveling.
When you lose a tooth, throw it on the
rooftop of the house and run round the
house 7 times.
Every noodle is called Indomie.
Any girl who’s very pretty is referred to
as “Mermaids’ while the very ugly ones
are referred to as ‘Witches’.
Any insects that bites you at night are
definitely mosquitoes.
Any plane passing across the skies are
going to America.
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